Name: Ezra Ace Caraeff
Nickname: Jewbacca
Number: 2
Position: P, Team Manager
Bats: Poorly
Throws: Underhand
Height: 6"3
Weight: 200 lbs
Occupation: Mercury, Slowdance, Pug Farmer
Born: 9/25/78, Los Angeles, CA
Sign: Libra
College: Nope

Biography: The fearless player/manager, Ezra combines the batting skill of Minnie Mendoza
with the shrill underhand toss of a schoolgirl with a broken arm. Combine this with his John Kruk-esque diet and more facial hair
than Bruce Sutter and Al "The Mad Hungarian" Hrabosky combined, and you have a classic team leader.
When not popping-up to short, Ezra enjoys dressing his pug up in sweaters and obsessing over indie rock.