Name: John Wayne Naekel
Nickname: John Wayne, Nakes, Snake, Johnny Cakes, JWK, D-Bag
Number: 16
Position: 1-bag
Bats: R
Throws: Poorly
Height: 6' 5"
Weight: 230 lbs
Occupation: Basketball Short Maker/Exploiter of 3rd World Labor
Born: 11/4/1977
Sign: Scorpio
College: Gonzaga University
Biography: Naekel was picked up as a hired gun
early in the Lagers season, mainly because he is exceptionally
tall and
the team needed a 1st baseman. It was a match made in heaven. His
affinity
for booze, hookers, and off-color humor, paired with a general
distaste for Steely Dan music
and men with well-adorned pony tails have
made him an apparent welcome addition to the Lagers clubhouse.
In his free time, Naekel fights the demons of his past as a diagnosed
"social addict", a crippling disease that forces him
to participate in
anything involving cheap beer, dive bars, strippers, pub crawls, and
loosely
organized drinking competitions. His trusty sidekick/companion
in his endeavors is a gaseous English Bulldog named "Percy".